At the NC Dining Hall Meeting, a number of matters were raised and the following information is passed on to you: Please insure that all staff and soldiers are aware of the upcoming changes:
Due to the high cost of food worldwide, and the weak US Dollar, all MFO members will now be required to eat every other day. Additional snacks, candy, and ice cream will be available for purchase at the FX.
Because of delays in receiving food from vendors, both camps will be required to keep live cattle on base. Additional duties for caring for, feeding, cleaning, andall animal husbandry will now be handled by the duty platoon from each line troop. Animal husbandry will be especially necessary , and special needs soldiers (blue-balls) will be at the head of the line for this duty. This should also reduce the strain on other HHT personnel who have been actively helping our special needs population to date.
Finally, a program allowing cannibalism will be instituted. The initial choices for sacrifice will be soldiers on the weight control and remedial PT programs, as they will provide the tastiest limbs and other organs.
We hope you enjoy these changes!!
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