In a highly unusual display of cooperation and advocacy, the Pope has read and given his official blessing too the MFO Toilet Paper. Under this blessing he stated that “I’ve heard some terrible, vicious rumors lately that the award-winning staff of the Toilet Paper is considering calling it quits. I hope this isn’t true. You have been a huge boost to (USBATT) morale since the first issue.” We here at the TP would like to thank the Pope for his generous support and words of encouragement. With that in mind, we are pleased to announce that the planning stages of passing this forum on to MFO 52 have already started. There is also talk of a line of breakfast cereals, over-the-counter nutritional supplements, action-figures, and limited edition belly button lint collectors. We here at the Toilet Paper hope to also start a line of deodorants and hair care products that are worthy of our good name. Thank you for all of your support during MFO 51!
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